Liquid Laugh http://www.liquidlaugh.com/ ©2007 Spoonlabs d.o.o. Vivvo CMS 4.0 2010-09-08T10:49:58-04:00 100% Planning is important? http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=90 2009-09-22T04:40:00-04:00 2009-09-22T04:40:00-04:00 Rick One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. Top 10 Excuses for Sleeping on Work http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=89 2009-09-22T10:37:00-04:00 2009-09-22T10:37:00-04:00 Rick Compiled answers from workers caught sleeping in their office. The Corporate Zodiac http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=88 2009-09-22T10:29:00-04:00 2009-09-22T10:29:00-04:00 Rick Corporate positions defined as a zodiac. Twenty New Management Styles http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=87 2009-09-22T16:26:00-04:00 2009-09-22T16:26:00-04:00 Rick 1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THEN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner. Fine Avoidance http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=86 2009-09-22T10:23:00-04:00 2009-09-22T10:23:00-04:00 Rick A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly merged from behind, sirens blaring. Maid http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=85 2009-09-22T10:21:00-04:00 2009-09-22T10:21:00-04:00 Rick Good maid that just nicely trained. Parrot http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=84 2009-09-22T03:47:00-04:00 2009-09-22T03:47:00-04:00 Rick A man walks into a pet store looking to buy a parrot. The store owner points towards three identical looking parrots in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats. "The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner. Cannibals http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=83 2009-09-22T03:45:00-04:00 2009-09-22T03:45:00-04:00 Rick Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a Oil Company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". CEO and Good Employee http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=82 2009-09-22T09:42:00-04:00 2009-09-22T09:42:00-04:00 Rick Many times simple and direct communications falling off the wrong tree because of assumptions. George W. Bush in England http://www.liquidlaugh.com/index.php?news=81 2009-09-22T03:41:00-04:00 2009-09-22T03:41:00-04:00 Rick While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.