Liquid Laugh:
100% Planning is important?
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 10:40:00
One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
Top 10 Excuses for Sleeping on Work
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 04:37:00
Compiled answers from workers caught sleeping in their office.
The Corporate Zodiac
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 04:29:00
Corporate positions defined as a zodiac.
Twenty New Management Styles
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 10:26:00
1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THEN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of managers you will
always see in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear
them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner.
Fine Avoidance
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 04:23:00
A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly merged
from behind, sirens blaring.
Maid
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 04:21:00
Good maid that just nicely trained.
Parrot
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 09:47:00
A man walks into a pet store looking to buy a parrot. The store owner points
towards three identical looking parrots in politically-correct, animal-friendly
natural mini-habitats. "The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner.
Cannibals
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 09:45:00
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a Oil Company. During the welcoming
ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good
money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So don't
trouble the other employees".
CEO and Good Employee
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 03:42:00
Many times simple and direct communications falling off the wrong tree because
of assumptions.
George W. Bush in England
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Rick on 22 September, 2009 09:41:00
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks
her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself
with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so
by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.