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A man walks into a pet store looking to buy a parrot.
The store owner points towards three identical looking parrots in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.
"The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner.
"Why so much?" asks the customer.
"Because it can implement entire SAP life cycle across various functional domains independently in very short time" answers the store owner.
The customer inquires about the next parrot and is told, "That one costs $1500. Apart from SAP, this parrot knows Enterprise Resource Planning, Business Process Optimization, and is well conversant with different aspects of business development."
The startled man then asks about the third parrot.
"That one costs $3000," answers the store owner.
"3000 dollars!!" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?"
To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a single thing till date, but it calls itself a Management Consultant
The store owner points towards three identical looking parrots in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.
"The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner.
"Why so much?" asks the customer.
"Because it can implement entire SAP life cycle across various functional domains independently in very short time" answers the store owner.
The customer inquires about the next parrot and is told, "That one costs $1500. Apart from SAP, this parrot knows Enterprise Resource Planning, Business Process Optimization, and is well conversant with different aspects of business development."
The startled man then asks about the third parrot.
"That one costs $3000," answers the store owner.
"3000 dollars!!" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?"
To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a single thing till date, but it calls itself a Management Consultant
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