Fine Avoidance

A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly merged from behind, sirens blaring.

Thinking hed outpace the cop, the an pushed his accelerator to the floor. His cars speed rose to sixty, then
seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.

The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said: Listen, Mister, I have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good xcuse and I'll let you go.

The man thought for a moment and said: Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were that officer and were trying to give her back to me.

No ticket!